http://vbs20.com/sleddogpodcast/2008/01/11/episode-13-everyones-got-an-eagle-summit-hear-an-interview-frank-turner/
As well, a friend of mine sent me the following quotes of "When Insults Had Class" ... fun to read through and makes me wish I could come up with lines such as these in the spur of the moment, rather than three days later. Here they are:
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” –
Winston Churchill
“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” –
Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” –
Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” –
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time in reading it.” –
Moses Hadas
“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” –
Abraham Lincoln
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” –
Groucho Marx
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” –
Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” –
Oscar Wilde
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a friend… if you have one.”
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” –
Winston Churchill, in response
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” –
Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” –
Samuel Johnson
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” –
Paul Keating
“He had delusions of adequacy.” –
Walter Kerr
“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” –
Jack E. Leonard
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” –
Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” –
Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever…” –
Oscar Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts… for support rather than illumination. ” –
Andrew Lang
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” –
Billy Wilder